Our Story
Our story
We sell the stuff that makes the group chat lose it.
Emde is a small gag-gift shop. No 500-item catalog, just a few ridiculous things picked because they get a laugh the second someone walks in wearing them.
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Horse Head Mask
The classic. Walk in, say nothing.
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Inflatable Alien Costume
Looks like you are being carried off.
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Hairy Chest T-Shirt
Beach body, instantly.
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Elephant Trunk Pajama Pants
Cozy and deeply unserious.
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Small range on purpose
If it would not work at a party, as a gift or in a funny video, we do not sell it.
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Free shipping
Orders are processed in 3-5 business days; delivery is estimated at 7-14 business days after that.
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Real replies
Email emdemedic@gmail.com and a person answers within 1-2 business days.
Emde Shop is an online store operated by Y.M. Trade LLC in Austin, Texas.